Mecha-Godzilla was skippin’ around,
New York City like a huge fairground,
When suddenly Strong Bad leapt from a bar,
‘N’ shot Mechzilla with a big lazar;
Mechzilla got pissed and began to attack,
But didn’t expect to get owned by Tak,
Who flew her ship into his mechanical jewels,
When Dr. House, M.D., came out of the blue,
And he started beating down Tak; twas not a big deal,
But then they both got flattened by the Bad Mobile,
But before he could make it back to the Badcave,
Bonnie and Clyde drove out of their grave;
They pulled twin revolvers out from under the dash,
And blew Strong Bad away with a “BLAM-BANG-SMASH!”
But then they ran out of bullets ‘n’ made a getaway,
Cuz Bob the Slime came to save the day-hay!

This is the alternate showdown!
Of alternate reality,
Heroes, villains, and implosions!
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
Now just who on Earth will it be?
This is the alternate showdown!
Of alternate reality.

Mechzilla took a bite outta Bob the Slime,
While Marty McFly went and screwed up time,
And then Tak came back covered in a tire track,
But Spiderman leapt out ‘n’ landed on her back,
And Strong Bad was bleedin’, head a bit heavy,
When Bonnie sans Clyde came back with a machete,
But suddenly something made her stop and she fell,
Resident Evil zombies took her out with their smell,
Ryu saw Mechzilla sneakin’ up from behind,
So he shot a Hadoken but needn’t even tried,
Cuz Black Mage beat ‘im to it and he shot but he missed,
Cuz Spiderman absorbed it with web mist,
Then he zip-lined to the sky and did a somersault,
While Clyde sans Bonnie tried to pole vault,
Over Bob the Slime but they collided in the air,
Then they both got hit by a pseudo-goth gla-are!

This is the alternate showdown!
Of alternate reality,
Heroes, villains, and implosions!
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
Now just who on Earth will it be?
This is the alternate showdown!
Of alternate reality.

Angels sang out,
Voices all preachy,
While down from the Heavens,
Descended Rock Lee,
Who delivered several kicks,
Right in the jewels,
To the male cast of “Full House,”
As well as the crew,
And they fell over on the ground,
Squirming in pain,
Just as Marth and Roy,
Realized they were gay,
But clever Rock Lee,
Was not even fazed,
And simply kicked them both,
Right in the face.

And then Zelda the Wise,
And Ganon the Cruel,
And Young Link busy lookin’ for that third damn jewel,
And Malik Ishtar,
And Genie Jafar,
And Captain Falcon,
And Tifa Lockheart,
Donald Duck, the Teen Girl Squad,
Irken Zim and Alucard,
Boogie’s Boys, Nurse Joy,
And all the freakin’ Ninja Turtles!
Doctor McNinja ‘n’ Lil’ Gordito,
Ras, Gaz, ‘n’ Nazz, and Aeris and Leo,
All came outta nowhere,
Bearing down,
And then they ran Rock Lee,
Right outta town,
Twas the scariest battle,
That the world ever saw,
With all the people looking on,
In stupefied awe…

The fighting raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed but eventually,
A champion stood, the master of pwnage,
Mr. Game and Watch cookin’ up some sausage!

It was the alternate showdown!
Of alternate reality,
Heroes, villains, and implosions!
As far as the eye could see,
And only one has survived,
You wondered who on Earth will it be?
It was the alternate showdown!
Of alternate reality.